The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jeanty rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeanty drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.