The Garbage-Time Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Jeanty will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Jeanty scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.