The Snap Count Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach says Jeanty is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jeanty's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.