The Committee Backfield Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeanty's stadium. Only over Jeanty.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Jeanty gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeanty drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.