The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A mysterious flag erases Jeanty's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.