The Late Scratch Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jeanty's stadium. Only over Jeanty.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Jeanty's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeanty drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.