The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeanty drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.