The Fumble Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Jeanty is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.