The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Ref: "Number Jeanty, that's a flag." Jeanty: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Jeanty, Jeanty, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.