The Garbage-Time Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
92%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Jeanty scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.