The Committee Backfield Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“The broadcast shows Jeanty on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Jeanty gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.