The Committee Backfield Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jeanty is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Browns fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.