The Stuffed Run Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Jeanty is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.