The Phantom Flag Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Jeanty gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.