The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
82%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Jeanty scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.