The Garbage-Time Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jeanty gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeanty drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.