The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Ref: "Number Jeanty, that's a flag." Jeanty: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.