The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jeanty will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.