The Garbage-Time Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Jeanty goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.