The Stuffed Run Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jeanty gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Jeanty will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jeanty's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.