The Garbage-Time Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jeanty's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.