The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- The broadcast shows Jeanty on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jeanty, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.