The Late Scratch Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
- Jeanty gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Jeanty, Jeanty, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.