The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Jeanty is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jeanty's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.