The Stuffed Run Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jeanty gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Boise State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jeanty drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.