The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Ashton Jeanty
Ashton Jeanty · LV · RB
“Jeanty gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jeanty's week
- Jeanty loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Jeanty's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jeanty drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ashton Jeanty in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ashton Jeanty is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ashton Jeanty actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.