The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Falcons's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.