The Mystery Tweak Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Falcons defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Falcons scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.