The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Falcons defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
81%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Falcons drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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- Austin Hooper
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.