The Bad Spot Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
78%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Falcons's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
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- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.