The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Falcons, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.