The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
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-17.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Falcons scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.