The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Falcons scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.