The Snap Count Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Falcons's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.