The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
75%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Falcons's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.