The Bad Spot Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Falcons's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.