The Prevent Defense Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
80%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Falcons, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
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- Jake Moody
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- Austin Hooper
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.