The Phantom Flag Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
72%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Falcons, drop it, trip it, fall!
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Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.