The Bad Spot Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Falcons, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
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- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.