The Prevent Defense Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
88%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Falcons, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
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- Jake Moody
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- Austin Hooper
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.