The Hamstring Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Falcons scores zero, past belief!
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Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.