The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Falcons scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.