The Snap Count Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Falcons's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.