The Hamstring Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Falcons's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
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- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.