The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Falcons defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Falcons's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
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- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.