The Prevent Defense Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Falcons defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
86%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Falcons's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.