The Hamstring Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Falcons defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Falcons's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.