The Garbage-Time Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Falcons, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.