The Blown Coverage Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Falcons defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Falcons, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bijan Robinson
- Drake London
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- Zachariah Branch
- Michael Penix Jr.
- Tua Tagovailoa
- Dylan Drummond
- Jake Moody
- Vinny Anthony II
- Austin Hooper
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.