The Blown Coverage Hex of Atlanta Falcons
Atlanta Falcons defense
“The Falcons defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Atlanta Falcons defense's week
- The Falcons defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Falcons offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
78%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Falcons's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Atlanta Falcons defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Atlanta Falcons defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Atlanta Falcons defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.